Here we go again,
Another time to spin,
Ronald came in.

Used to be a cool dude,
Until he became a complete
tool,
Became the puppet of
fools.

No one knew it
could happen like that,
Everyone thought it included
a baseball bat,
Because he was wearing
a hat.

Yet no one is sure about
things,
No one that was there
wants to
sing,
And poor Ronald
is now their eternal
dingaling.